Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
Find a seat as fast as you can,
Not next to that guy, he smells,
That kid is screaming make it end, please.
Try to get some sleep for a minute, please.
Clutch my bag so tightly till it hurts, please.
Christ, is that a mariachi band,
Try to scramble for some change, please.
If I give you a dollar, will you stop, please?
I just got off work after 12 hours, please.
The train is getting crowded now, please.
I’ve become a sardine in a can,
No! You may not brush against me, please.
That kid is still screaming, stop him, please!
Holy crap, is this my stop? Oh yes, please!
Stand clear of the closing doors, please!